Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Debbie Misses Her Flight, but the Cleaning Must Go On!

I hate doing laundry so much, it kills me a little bit every time I do it.

I'm trying to get my house cleaned up for Debbie's arrival, but she just called and told me she missed her flight. Now I have no motivation to do the two months worth of laundry all over my house. I managed to kick the heap of clothes into a pile in front of my bathroom, but now I'm just dancing around it and jumping over it every time I go to the bathroom.

I am 28 years old, I wonder if there will ever come a time in my life where my house starts to look like grown up house with no dirty clothes laying around.

Eeeewwwww old period underwear in the hamper! Fuck me, I hate myself.



3 comments:

Sunlight In The Rain said...

sell your used undies on ebay and use that money to get a maid.

Unknown said...

dammit karin! "Eeeewwwww old period underwear in the hamper!"

West Caldwell Library said...

Oprah is never going to help you out if you keeping talking about "period underwear." Keep it professional, my friend!