Dear Friends and Family,
Debbie arrived safely Thursday morning to Los Angeles. I'm so happy to see her. Since her arrival she's properly help transform our LA apartment into a bachelorette pad. Love it. Bitch, where were you the last nine months?
Anyway, today we set out to get our Bike Touring 101 lesson at REI. A lovely young man named Jaron gave us a thorough course on what to expect on our journey. We learned one of the unfortunate challenges cyclists face when touring is butt chafing and ass calluses. He highly recommended a cycling lubricant called Chamois Butt'r to us. Which, of course being the mature ladies we are, set us off into a crazed frenzy of dirty jokes and hysterical giggling. It was absolutely adorable because it made Jaron's face turn into the color of a beet.
Tonight over dinner we decided that we are going to ask Chamois Butt'r to help sponsor our trip. We've already come up with ideas on how to turn it into a multi-purpose product. Seriously, can you think of any other cyclists who can promote this product better than we can?